So, the Oscar's are fast approaching and they just so happen to be my favorite event of the year! I'm not kidding, I wake up early for nominee day, I feel robbed when my pick doesn't win, and am urged to stop watching with stuff like Benjamin Button or War Horse wins things (sorry shrinking men and horse lovers). One of the things that makes me LOVE DC, through the traffic and angry escalator people, is the movie scene here. Each year they put all of the nominated short films in the theatre and you see them all as one big movie. They also do a Best Picture marathon that last 18 hours and ends at like 5am. DCians are hardcore.While I have seen most of the best picture so 18 hours is not for me, the shorts make me beyond happy! I love sitting in the theatre for 5 movies in a row! So, this weekend we did just that. Took the afternoon and saw all of the nominees for Animated and Live Action short films. And because I am a lover and maybe you will actually watch the Oscars and this could help I wanted to give a brief review of them:
Live Action
Pentecost (Ireland)
This is a super cute and funny story of a little Irish boy who fails at his first shot at alter boy and is given a second chance when the Bishop comes to visit. They lightly play at the pressure of a Catholic service by talking about it in terms of a soccer game (or to the more traveled Europeans in the crowd, football). They have a pre-mass pep talk, they talk about trading the alter boys, and build up the hype of the mass. It is silly and cute and a funny premise but all and all it was a bit too silly.
Raja (German/India)
This was INTENSE! It is the story of a German couple who adopts a child from India. On their first day with the child they lose him in the crowd. In the craziness that follows to find the father finds out that the boy has parents and was taken from them to be sold to new families. He confronts the orphanage and finds there is really nothing he can do in this foreign country. Meanwhile, the police find the child and return him to the couple. The husband tells his wife that this boy has a family that reported him missing and she asks him to forget about it. What could you do in this situation? The mother has bonded with this child, the adoption is complete, they are leaving the next day and they find out he has a family. I'm not going to spoil it but it was an intense 20 minutes! The music alone made me think someone was always going to die. It was good! I think it could definitely be a contender. Definitely brought up some stirring questions.
Time Freak (USA)
Oh the American! Last year an American one won this category. I thought it was horrible and therefore am a bit bias on my home country's short films (just ask Brad for my rant).So, this was a silly little film that had the audience cracking up in our theatre. It is about a 20 something who creates a time machine and instead of going back to Ancient Rome - his dream - he ends up re-doing his last day for over a year to avoid 2 awkward conversations. It was a funny idea. He is embarrassed by overreacting to a dry cleaner and each time he goes back to redo the conversation he makes it worse and worse. He runs into a girl and gets progressively more awkward with her with each redo. It was cute and annoyingly I feel like the academy would go for it. I don't think it was Oscar worthy but it would definitely be a good "Funny or Die!"
The Shore (Northern Ireland)
I would say this was my least favorite. The story surrounded a man who brought his daughter back to Ireland from America after being away for 25 years. He tells his daughter that when he left he ditched his fiance and best friend (who are now married) and lost touch with them. He feels awful and thinks it is time to make amends. That pretty much sums it up. There there some cute lines and funny moments but all and all the premise seemed dull.
Tuba Atlantic (Norway)
Best for last! This is the story of an old man that is given 6 days to live. He returns home to die in peace but is visited by a young girl that is his "Angel of Death" to help him cope with this phase. He is grumpy, she is overzealous, it is perfect. He spends his last days hating seagulls (which is hilarious) and building this large machine you don't quite understand. He finally explains that it is a tuba and when he was a kid he and his brother always thought they could build one that could be heard across the sea. His brother now lives in New Jersey and they haven't spoken in 30 years. Before he dies he just wants to hear from him. On his 6th day he makes the tuba work! It blows out windows, knocks sheep into the sea, and is all over the news. It is also heard in the U.S. and a Norwegian man living there says he knows the cause. You hear him on the radio saying "We did it!" as the old man dies. It is heartbreaking and happy and funny. I am banking on this one! It was wonderful!
Animated
Dimanche (Canada)
This means Sunday in French (thank you Peace Corps language program) and is all about this little boys imagination on a lazy Sunday. He visits his grandmother, sits through church, and wandering through the boring world of adults all while imagining funny scenarios. Really not a whole lot happens but it is a cute lazy Sunday with a cute little boy.
The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore (USA)
As mad as I am at Americans for live action shorts, Americans make some wicked awesome animated movies! This is a story of a man who is sucked into a tornado and ends up in a sad black and white world. He stumbles upon a magical library full of color and flying books. Seriously the flying books are amazing. It is so hard not to see them as little creatures. He spends his time taking care of the books and writing his own. It ends with a tear jerking goodbye (I may have cried a little but that means nothing because as Brad says I cry over Chimpanzee trailers - which if you have seen that trailer you would understand..so sad!!) I think this could win it but I am between this and the next. A lot of the buzz is that this is too pretentious and self important. I think anything that makes books magical is worth my vote!
Wild Life (Canada)
Here is the Debbie Downer of the animated series. This is the story of a young British buck in the 1900s moving to Canada to be a cowboy (this made all of the American audience laugh) and in the process learns how lonely and unhappy he is. He pretends he is making it on his own all the way until the final letter he writes his family before walking out in the snow to die. It is sad and depressing but beautiful! The story is compelling and the art of the animation is amazing. It is just a moving piece of art. It may not have made me cry like flying books but I think this could (and probably will) take the category. It was just stunning.
A Morning Stroll (U.K.)
This cute story shows one scene of a man walking down the street when a chicken passes him, walks up to a house, knocks (with his beak naturally) and is let in by an unknown person. But, the kicker is it shows this same scene from 1959 in black and white with stick animation, to 2009 with technicolor, hip hop, iPhone awesomeness, to 2059 in a zombie post apocalypse world. Each of the eras are fun and make fun of themselves and all together it is good. I will not endorse this however because in the 2059 version the man steps on a head of a dead zombie and it is gory. I did not like this.
There you have it. If you made it this far I'm impressed and grateful and hope this helps in your Oscar pickin! If your town does this, I highly recommend seeing the films. I mean you can't beat only needing to pay attention for 15 minutes at a time!
Chelsea
Pericles - A Plastic Skepticism
The Rude Mechanicals - Ellicott City, MD
January 28th, 2012
Brad - A
Chelsea - C+
On very short notice Brad and I found a community theatre that was showing one final performance of Pericles.
So, we loaded up the Honda and heading towards Baltimore. We stopped just short on a very dark road that would take us to the Howard County Community Center. It was awesome. It contained a small art gallery that we wandered through because we are curious monkeys and we found this treasure:
It actually was really great but the title had me cracking up and Brad and I doing some serious soul searching all night
"A Plastic Skepticism", not real skepticism, not metal skepticism but that plastic kind. I sort of loved it and would like to thank Greg for his clever creativity some day!
Ok, on to the show. Here is what Pericles is about: Pericles figures out that the king of his country is having a fling with his daughter and the king encourages him to flee because the king does not love this secret getting out. So, Pericles flees to an island that is crippled by famine. He gives them a bunch of food and the king says he owes him. He then is off again and his ship is wrecked on another island. This time a king is having a tournament and the winner gets his daughter. Obviously, the wicked awesome Pericles wins, marries the daughter, and immediately she is 'with child." He then gets a letter that he needs to return him. His wife gives birth on board the boat home but dies. In classy Shakespearian fashion he throws her overboard and gives his baby daughter to that king he saved from famine because being a single dad is pretty tough. Little does he know his wife lives and his daughter is sold into prostitution (totally believable right?) . Pericles is told his daughter has died so without his wife and daughter he goes into depression and take to the sea! On his journeys he bumps into his grown daughter and together they just happen to run into his dead wife. They are all reunited and live happily ever after!
Here is what was the MOST important part of the night:
The left side pony tail is a man's and the right side is a woman's. It was amazing and I struggled to watch the actual play.
As for the show. It was kind of horribly awesome. The set was a cardboard boat and a wall that they turned around to show a different scene. Each time they needed to turn them a guy went 3,2,1 and they turned. You heard him every time and once one of the guys went the wrong way. It was adorable and awful and we both laughed. The actors were trying so hard and I did laugh out loud multiple times. Sometimes with them some times at them but hey it was a comedy that's what you're supposed to do!
A bunch of people believe Shakespeare didn't write all of this plays. Often people think that half of this play was written by a inferior writer named George Wilkins. So, they acted the play out like there were 2 writers and they were fighting over the plot. It was funny and cute and I was really impressed by their take. All and all for community theatre I really liked it! Afterwords, Brad met up with a lady friend and ditched me
She was well dressed.
Then we just drove until we found a local watering hole for dinner. This is what we stumbled upon:
It is called Loafers and it right next to the Beauty 4 U store. I mean it was classy. The menu was 15 pages long and you could get anything from seafood to spaghetti to steak and there was a DJ playing beats. It was wonderful.
It was fun and I have to say this hobby is taking us on some fun little adventures! Next we get to head to Raleigh, NC for a weekend extravaganza! But, not before the Oscars on the 26th...my favorite day of the year! I hope you have seen The Artist...it is taking home the gold and is just plain amazing!!!
Chels
January 28th, 2012
Brad - A
Chelsea - C+
On very short notice Brad and I found a community theatre that was showing one final performance of Pericles.
So, we loaded up the Honda and heading towards Baltimore. We stopped just short on a very dark road that would take us to the Howard County Community Center. It was awesome. It contained a small art gallery that we wandered through because we are curious monkeys and we found this treasure:
It actually was really great but the title had me cracking up and Brad and I doing some serious soul searching all night
"A Plastic Skepticism", not real skepticism, not metal skepticism but that plastic kind. I sort of loved it and would like to thank Greg for his clever creativity some day!
Ok, on to the show. Here is what Pericles is about: Pericles figures out that the king of his country is having a fling with his daughter and the king encourages him to flee because the king does not love this secret getting out. So, Pericles flees to an island that is crippled by famine. He gives them a bunch of food and the king says he owes him. He then is off again and his ship is wrecked on another island. This time a king is having a tournament and the winner gets his daughter. Obviously, the wicked awesome Pericles wins, marries the daughter, and immediately she is 'with child." He then gets a letter that he needs to return him. His wife gives birth on board the boat home but dies. In classy Shakespearian fashion he throws her overboard and gives his baby daughter to that king he saved from famine because being a single dad is pretty tough. Little does he know his wife lives and his daughter is sold into prostitution (totally believable right?) . Pericles is told his daughter has died so without his wife and daughter he goes into depression and take to the sea! On his journeys he bumps into his grown daughter and together they just happen to run into his dead wife. They are all reunited and live happily ever after!
Here is what was the MOST important part of the night:
The left side pony tail is a man's and the right side is a woman's. It was amazing and I struggled to watch the actual play.
As for the show. It was kind of horribly awesome. The set was a cardboard boat and a wall that they turned around to show a different scene. Each time they needed to turn them a guy went 3,2,1 and they turned. You heard him every time and once one of the guys went the wrong way. It was adorable and awful and we both laughed. The actors were trying so hard and I did laugh out loud multiple times. Sometimes with them some times at them but hey it was a comedy that's what you're supposed to do!
A bunch of people believe Shakespeare didn't write all of this plays. Often people think that half of this play was written by a inferior writer named George Wilkins. So, they acted the play out like there were 2 writers and they were fighting over the plot. It was funny and cute and I was really impressed by their take. All and all for community theatre I really liked it! Afterwords, Brad met up with a lady friend and ditched me
She was well dressed.
Then we just drove until we found a local watering hole for dinner. This is what we stumbled upon:
It is called Loafers and it right next to the Beauty 4 U store. I mean it was classy. The menu was 15 pages long and you could get anything from seafood to spaghetti to steak and there was a DJ playing beats. It was wonderful.
It was fun and I have to say this hobby is taking us on some fun little adventures! Next we get to head to Raleigh, NC for a weekend extravaganza! But, not before the Oscars on the 26th...my favorite day of the year! I hope you have seen The Artist...it is taking home the gold and is just plain amazing!!!
Chels
Book Reviews!
So, I've read a few books on the authorship question since we started our year of Shakespeare. The authorship question is the ongoing debate about who actually wrote the plays attributed to William Shakespeare. And Yes, this is an ongoing debate, though the recent movie Anonymous has reinvigorated the debate.
Okay, I realize I probably bored our reader[s] by this point, so I will add random pictures to this post to keep people interested. The above reflects what Chelsea truly thinks about my bow ties, and below is Chelsea at her local wand store.
Book 1: Shakespeare by Another Name by Mark Anderson. This book was great! It is a biography of Edward De Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford, that highlights the similarities between events in De Vere's life and events in Shakespeare plays. For example, like Hamlet, De Vere was once abducted by pirates and left on the shore naked. The book also makes a very convincing argument that De Vere, unlike most folks in Elizabethan England, had access to particular books that Shakespeare plays are based on. Mark Anderson, the author, is one of the foremost Oxfordians --- the group of folks that think Edward De Vere wrote all of the plays attributed to Shakespeare --- and his book makes a very convincing case for Oxford.
Back to random pictures for my ADD audience . . .
These two fellows have agreed to perform any Shakespeare plays --- yes, on Segways --- that Chelsea and I can't find.
Book 2: Will in the World by Stephen Greenblatt. This author is a hard-core Stratfordian --- the group of people who think Will Shakespeare actually wrote all of the plays. This is a biography of William Shakespeare, also highlighting the similarities between Shakespeare's life and events in Shakespeare's plays. But it is far less convincing than the De Vere biography. The connections between the plays and the biography are far more tenuous, and he even admits you need to use your imagination to connect the dots.
Book 3: Contested Will by James Shapiro (Stratfordian). This book traces the history of the authorship question, and it argues that everyone went wrong by reading the plays biographically. So, it attempts to undermine both of the other books I read. This is a good, quick read, but it is not very persuasive. It is tough to believe that someone wrote 37 plays purely from their imagination, without writing from personal experience at all.
Conclusion: I think Oxfordians have the best arguments if you read the plays biographically, and to an extent, I think it is appropriate to read the plays biographically. But the Stratfordians still have a very strong argument: Shakespeare's name is on the plays, and historically, he was an actor and theatre investor in Elizabethan and Jacobean England. So, in the end, I need to read more. But not right now because Puppy Bowl VIII just started. GO MARBLES! AND Has anyone noticed Puppy of the Day at the bottom of this blog? Totally Shakespearean. That guy --- whoever he was --- loved puppies.
Speaking of puppies...
Brad
Okay, I realize I probably bored our reader[s] by this point, so I will add random pictures to this post to keep people interested. The above reflects what Chelsea truly thinks about my bow ties, and below is Chelsea at her local wand store.
Book 1: Shakespeare by Another Name by Mark Anderson. This book was great! It is a biography of Edward De Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford, that highlights the similarities between events in De Vere's life and events in Shakespeare plays. For example, like Hamlet, De Vere was once abducted by pirates and left on the shore naked. The book also makes a very convincing argument that De Vere, unlike most folks in Elizabethan England, had access to particular books that Shakespeare plays are based on. Mark Anderson, the author, is one of the foremost Oxfordians --- the group of folks that think Edward De Vere wrote all of the plays attributed to Shakespeare --- and his book makes a very convincing case for Oxford.
Back to random pictures for my ADD audience . . .
These two fellows have agreed to perform any Shakespeare plays --- yes, on Segways --- that Chelsea and I can't find.
Book 2: Will in the World by Stephen Greenblatt. This author is a hard-core Stratfordian --- the group of people who think Will Shakespeare actually wrote all of the plays. This is a biography of William Shakespeare, also highlighting the similarities between Shakespeare's life and events in Shakespeare's plays. But it is far less convincing than the De Vere biography. The connections between the plays and the biography are far more tenuous, and he even admits you need to use your imagination to connect the dots.
Book 3: Contested Will by James Shapiro (Stratfordian). This book traces the history of the authorship question, and it argues that everyone went wrong by reading the plays biographically. So, it attempts to undermine both of the other books I read. This is a good, quick read, but it is not very persuasive. It is tough to believe that someone wrote 37 plays purely from their imagination, without writing from personal experience at all.
Conclusion: I think Oxfordians have the best arguments if you read the plays biographically, and to an extent, I think it is appropriate to read the plays biographically. But the Stratfordians still have a very strong argument: Shakespeare's name is on the plays, and historically, he was an actor and theatre investor in Elizabethan and Jacobean England. So, in the end, I need to read more. But not right now because Puppy Bowl VIII just started. GO MARBLES! AND Has anyone noticed Puppy of the Day at the bottom of this blog? Totally Shakespearean. That guy --- whoever he was --- loved puppies.
Speaking of puppies...
Brad
Two Hip Gents
Shakespeare Theatre - Washington, DC
January 22, 2012
Brad - A
Chelsea - B
To be as hip as this production promised to be, Chelsea and I went to Graffiato for dinner before the show. Apparently, Mike Isabella owns this restaurant. For non-gourmands, Mike Isabella came in second on Top Chef All-Stars, yeah, THE Top Chef All-Stars.
Once Chelsea explained to me the difference between Iron Chef and Top Chef, we ordered small plates for large plate prices. I got rabbit lasagna and Chelsea got meatballs. Everything definitely tasted hip, though I still think Meatballs' meatballs are better than hip meatballs.
Anyway, dinner was great, but it was only prologue.
Rough plot of Two Gentlemen of Verona: Proteus and Valentine are good buds. Valentine travels abroad to Milan to live and learn, while Proteus remains in Verona to be near his heart's desire, Julia. Upon arrival, Valentine meet's the Duke of Milan's daughter, Sylvia, and falls in love. But then Proteus's father sends him, his man-servant, and a dog named Crab to Milan. Upon his arrival, Proteus forgets Julia and falls in love with Sylvia. To steal Sylvia from Valentine, Proteus tells Sylvia's father about Valentine and Sylvia's plan to elope, and the Duke responds by banishing (or deporting) Valentine. Proteus then tries to seduce Sylvia. He fails. Julia arrives in Milan, dressed as a man, to figure out why Proteus stopped writing. She/He awkwardly befriends Sylvia, and in the final scene, Sylvia, Valentine, Proteus, and Julia all forgive each other and couple off as appropriate. Oh yeah, and Valentine, the deported migrant, is given amnesty and permitted to return to Milan.
The production was interesting. The stage was very modern and covered with commercial emblems, McDonald's, Apple, etc., and U2 music was featured a few times. The show ended with an accapella version of "A Beautiful Day."
By far the best part of the show was Crab the dog. Crab looked like Sandy from Annie, except his left ear (and only his left ear) stood up. He nailed his lines. His accent was authentic. He was great. The human actors were also great, but the play's direction lacked focus (or perhaps it was too deep for me). Regardless, all is well when a photo-phobic guy like me gets to go on a date with a hip girl like this:
Don't you go changing.
Brad the dog
And We're....Back in the Game!
(that was a 10 Things I Hate About You reference, which is only slightly less teenage girl embarrassing because it was based on Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew. See it all comes back to Shakespeare! But really, I am just a girl who likes bad movies)
But, we have been slacking for about a month with no new plays. We were busy though. We did wonderful things like going to Ohio:
And then to dreary places like South Carolina:
Ok, so maybe that is an exaggeration but Ohio is so cold! We did get to spend Christmas with my little niece which was wonderful. She is so fun and weird. She really loves the villains in all of the princess movies she watches which I think is just awesome. Cinderella, Little Mermaid? Nope! Scar and Ursula are more up her alley. I love it because I think it makes her unique and so brave. Plus she has Beiber Fever:
Then we went to Charleston for Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial weekend. It was so nice to see friends, sleep in, and see the beach after a long distance romance with it. We also got to visit Brad's nephews who had us laughing so hard with magic tricks.
We also saw The Artist. I am throwing money, jewels, my citizenship on the table to bet that this movie is taking home the Oscar for best picture! Brad may disagree but he is just wrong. It is awesome! So good, so heartfelt and yes, it is in black and white and silent and that may scare some people away (Whitney Smith) but it is great! It holds your attention and is so original. I'm calling it as best of the year - take that Moneyball!
All in all it has been a good Shakespeare hiatus. BUT, we are back!! This weekend we are going to see Two Gentlemen of Verona at the Shakespeare Theatre here in DC. I'm just saying the website shows an air guitar and a woman with a mustache. This could be amazing!
We will also be spending some time with this gentleman. We didn't see him all last weekend while he was sleeping over at the daycare. His report card said how much he loved attention and belly rubs so now I feel like a bad mom and think he deserves some quality time!
Have a great weekend!
Chelsea
But, we have been slacking for about a month with no new plays. We were busy though. We did wonderful things like going to Ohio:
And then to dreary places like South Carolina:
Ok, so maybe that is an exaggeration but Ohio is so cold! We did get to spend Christmas with my little niece which was wonderful. She is so fun and weird. She really loves the villains in all of the princess movies she watches which I think is just awesome. Cinderella, Little Mermaid? Nope! Scar and Ursula are more up her alley. I love it because I think it makes her unique and so brave. Plus she has Beiber Fever:
I love her!
Then we went to Charleston for Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial weekend. It was so nice to see friends, sleep in, and see the beach after a long distance romance with it. We also got to visit Brad's nephews who had us laughing so hard with magic tricks.
We also saw The Artist. I am throwing money, jewels, my citizenship on the table to bet that this movie is taking home the Oscar for best picture! Brad may disagree but he is just wrong. It is awesome! So good, so heartfelt and yes, it is in black and white and silent and that may scare some people away (Whitney Smith) but it is great! It holds your attention and is so original. I'm calling it as best of the year - take that Moneyball!

We will also be spending some time with this gentleman. We didn't see him all last weekend while he was sleeping over at the daycare. His report card said how much he loved attention and belly rubs so now I feel like a bad mom and think he deserves some quality time!
Have a great weekend!
Chelsea
My Future Children
So, this is a bit off of the Shakespeare path but hey, this is our blog and we can do what we want! Plus, I'm pretty sure this kid would love this project with us because basically, he's awesome.
I was eating at Jimmy John's yesterday and this was on the community bulletin board:
I love this kid. "Student by day. Rapper by life" This, along with the saluting pic completely with backpack makes me wish for him as my future child. What spunk. I hope my children, no matter what they do (rap, swim, play world class chess) do it with spunk! Those in the DC area should really book him for your next event.
Chelsea
I was eating at Jimmy John's yesterday and this was on the community bulletin board:
I love this kid. "Student by day. Rapper by life" This, along with the saluting pic completely with backpack makes me wish for him as my future child. What spunk. I hope my children, no matter what they do (rap, swim, play world class chess) do it with spunk! Those in the DC area should really book him for your next event.
Chelsea
Join us for Shakespeare in DC!
With the New Year, we are trying to set our Shakespeare schedule for the Spring and Summer! Here are a list of plays we are planning on seeing in the DC Metro area. If you'd like to go see a production with us, let us know! The more the merrier! If you are interested in getting the true Shakespeare in a Year experience, I would suggest putting the April 7 double-feature on your calendar NOW!
1/17-3/4 - Two Gentlemen of Verona - Sidney Harman Hall - Downtown Washington, DC
1/17-3/4 - Two Gentlemen of Verona - Sidney Harman Hall - Downtown Washington, DC
2/1-3/30 - The Merchant of Venice - Chesapeake Shakespeare Theatre - Ellicott City, MD
4/1 - Julius Caesar - George Mason University - Fairfax, VA
4/7 - Midsummer Night's Dream - Alden Theatre - McClean, VA
4/7 - The Winter's Tale - Alden Theatre - McClean, VA
4/1 - Julius Caesar - George Mason University - Fairfax, VA
4/7 - Midsummer Night's Dream - Alden Theatre - McClean, VA
4/7 - The Winter's Tale - Alden Theatre - McClean, VA
4/12-4/21 - Macbeth - Georgetown University - Washington, DC
5/1-6/10 - Taming of the Shrew - Folger Theatre - Downtown Washington, DC
6/12-7/15 - The Merry Wives of Windsor - Sidney Harman Hall - Downtown Washington, DC
6/21-7/7 - Richard III - Washington, DC
Summer 2012 - Hamlet - Washington, DC
Summer 2012 - Romeo and Juliet - Washington, DC
5/1-6/10 - Taming of the Shrew - Folger Theatre - Downtown Washington, DC
6/12-7/15 - The Merry Wives of Windsor - Sidney Harman Hall - Downtown Washington, DC
6/21-7/7 - Richard III - Washington, DC
Summer 2012 - Hamlet - Washington, DC
Summer 2012 - Romeo and Juliet - Washington, DC
If you are extra lucky, you may even get a chance to ride in Chelsea's new car:
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