Troilus and Cressida: Save the Best for Last.

Troilus and Cressida
Squirrel's Treehouse - Charleston, SC
November 21, 2012

Brad - A++
Chelsea - A++

Few things leave me speechless in this world; this production was one of those things.  The actors, the script, the love - everything was amazing.  But I am getting ahead of myself.

By the third month of our project, we had located a feasible, live production of every Shakespeare play.  But as you can imagine, life interrupts.  So, as Thanksgiving approached, one play remained elusive:  Troilus and Cressida.  Then the sky opened, the heavens sang, and a group of our friends --- best friends --- from Charleston agreed to put on a production of Troilus and Cressida.

I was told there were auditions.  I was told there was a rehearsal.  And I was told to bring wings and beer.

So, the day before Thanksgiving --- two full days before our deadline --- we got up, drove to Charleston, South Carolina, gathered some supplies, put on our finest, and anxiously awaited the curtain:



This video does not do justice to the performance.  It is merely our tribute to an amazing group of friends who helped us complete our impossible dream.

- Brad-lus

Now for Chelsea's take. A-Maz-Ing! Best, and probably the tipsiest production we have seen!

Let me just start with a literary scholar Joyce Carol Oates quote so you see what these poor dears got themselves into:
"Troilus and Cressida, that most vexing and ambiguous of Shakespeare's plays, strikes the modern reader as a contemporary document—its investigation of numerous infidelities, its criticism of tragic pretensions, above all, its implicit debate between what is essential in human life and what is only existential are themes of the twentieth century. ... This is tragedy of a special sort—the "tragedy" the basis of which is the impossibility of conventional tragedy."
Yeah, its hard!

A quick synopsis of Troilus and Cressida:  So, during the Trojan war, Troilus, a prince, falls in love with Cressida, the daughter of a priest. Trolius is helped in wooing Cressida by her cousin, Pandarus. Cressida's father, who is kind of a jerk, exchanges a prisoner for his daughter to a Greek commander.  Troilus follows her to the Greek lord's, Diomedes', tent and overhears her saying she will be his lover. Troilus is crushed!  Meanwhile, The Greek army is bummed and they think it is because their great warrior Achilles won't fight. Since he won't fight a less impressive warrior, Ajax has to fight Hector of the Trojans. When they go to fight a truce is drawn but the next day Hector and sad Troilus go into battle against Achilles. Achilles can't beat Hector in the battle but finds him unarmed later and slays him! Achilles then drags his body to the gates of Troy and the play ends with the whole city mourning him. It is a real upper!

Brad and I showed up at the theatre early and dressed for the caliber of this production:


Our tickets only cost some Chick-fil-a nuggets and 2 gingerbread men:


As for the acting, it was so incredibly unique. To cast Dobby the house elf as the sought after lady love, Cressida, was genius! And, the fact that they could get Sean Connery to be part of this when he is so busy is amazing. My favorite directorial choice may be to have Rachel's character spin whenever entering or exiting. I felt like I understood that character! The costume design was perfection. Beard, swords (or machetes in some cases), and toga's (or bathrobes) really made this production come to life!! Basically, I can't think of a negative thing. It was truly wonderful and I am so glad this is how we ended this year!

Also, this acting troupe lives here, how amazing is that?


It was all in all a great weekend!! Thank you for those who made this such fun!!

-Chelsea

Henry VI: Rose Rage, Property Law, and Ticket-Taker-Tag

Henry VI - Parts I, II, & III
The Connecticut Theatre, Box 511 - Washington, DC
November 19, 2012

Brad - A
Chelsea - C



Property rights are like a bundle of sticks; similarly, going to a Shakespeare play is like a bundle of sticks.  One stick is leaving the house, another eating dinner out, and still another sitting in an uncomfortable chair behind some unreasonably large man.  Yes, we watched Rose Rage on TV at our house, but our evening included a majority of the sticks that comprise seeing a Shakespeare play live.

Since January, we'd been planning on seeing the Henry VI trilogy in November in New York City.  The production date worked with our project, our wedding, and our dog --- he is very picky when it comes to play selection.  Two weeks before the production dates, the theatre company moved the production to the Spring. The freakin Spring.  Desperate times called for desperate measures.  So, we decided to watch a video-taped production of Rose Rage --- an excellent two-play adaptation of the Henry VI trilogy.

The Hidden Room Theatre put the production on in August of 2012 in Austin, Texas.  It got rave reviews, and luckily, someone video taped it.  And put it on the internet.  So, we did every part of going to a play except seeing live actors.

We dressed nice:


We went to dinner:



We arrived at the door maturely:


Yo could you tell me where is door 3?



We gave our tickets to an adorable ticket-taker:




Then we found our seats:


The ticket-taker ended up sitting in front of us, typical!




And we watched four hours of Henry VI.  Because it is three parts, I will not spend time summarizing. Instead you can read about the War of the Roses yourself.

The video quality was not great, but it wasn't bad.  We could understand everything they said.  This company decided to use men for all of the parts.  Surprisingly, this was the first company we saw that used exclusively men.  They did a great job.  There were several fight scenes, and they were good.  Also, this company makes all of its costumes using historic techniques.  I am not sure why, but they looked good.

A great evening. A great play.  A great night.  Yeah, we watched a video of a live production.  But we went out, had a great time, and watched a great play.  It counts.

Brad VI



Mid-Winter Night's Dream

Midsummer Night's Dream
Shakespeare Theater - Washington, DC
November 18, 2012

Brad - A
Chelsea - B

Ok, we are SO incredibly behind, I'm sorry. This thing called the holiday's happened and it kicked our butts. But, we made it through, including a Brink ski trip that involved no skiing and a vegan Thanksgiving! But, before we even hit Thanksgiving we shuffled our way to the Shakespeare Theatre to see Midsummer Night's. I say shuffled because we have seen 30 odd plays this year....it was wearing on me. I loved this project but sometimes I just wanted to stay home and watch a Real Housewives of somewhere instead of watch community theatre. But, this night it was worth it! The Shakespeare Theatre always makes things interesting so I'm glad we went!

Here is the premise...it's a weird one! So, there are 2 plots going on together. One plot: Hermia doesn't want to marry the guy her dad picked out for her because she loves someone else but her dad calls upon an old law that says she has to marry him or face death! Ok, so here is a confusing 4-some: Hermia loves Lysander, but her dad wants her to marry Demetrius, who also loves Hermia. Helena, Hermia's friend loves Demetrius. Got it? Hermia - heart - Lysander. Demetrius - heart - Hermia. Helena - heart - Demetrius.Oh, young love! They all escape into the wood basically all chasing each other.

Meanwhile, a group of actors decide they will put on a play for Hermia's family.

Also, meanwhile we are introduced to the people who live in the woods. Oberon is the king of the fairies and Titania is the queen. They are NOT on happy terms. Oberon decides to punish Titania so asks Puck (the only name I had actually heard) to help him trick her with a love potion. Uh-oh love potion, what confusion with ensure?! Well, Puck makes Lysander fall in love with Helena, Demetrius fall in love with Helena, and Titania fall in love with a donkey face from the group of actors.Totally makes sense. Well all of this leads to hilarity.

It ends with all being restored, a group wedding for the 2 couples, the actors put on their play, and Oberon and Titania make up. Confused? You should probably just find where it is playing.

This production was interesting. Instead of fairies and the woods. It was burlesque dancers and an old backstage of a theater. It was a different thought but it still seemed to work with the plot.


At one point in time there was a lady mud wrestling scene that was really funny!


The group of actors putting on the play in a play were definitely my favorite. The put on the worst play (and we have seen 37) I have ever seen and they were really really funny. All and all I enjoyed it! The Puck in this spoke like Alf, who eats cats, so that threw me off a bit but all of the actors were really good. Mainly, Shakespeare Theatre is a guaranteed good show, albeit a bit weird.

Here are the pic's we took. I feel like this post especially shows our lack of photography ability.



We also took some pictures at intermission. This is the snack bar, for Shakespeare lovers Falstaff is a very important character and also a large man!


I was also trying to show how great this theatre is, the wall behind me is completely glass and looks out on the center of Chinatown in DC. The picture doesn't show how great it is, but it is great!


I can't believe we are almost done!

Chelsea